luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male


  • Straight person: you don't look gay
  • Me: you don't look straight

thetygrinecat:

i gave up playing pokemon bc everyone i follow was like “hey look at all my shinies” and i’m sitting here like i’m literally rarer than a single shiny pokemon by more than twice and i still have never seen one in all my years of playing i fucking quit

i don’t even try to get shinies but one time when i was trying to get something out of my bag i accidently used honey and a hoarde of the ice creams (i can’t remember the fucking name) and there was just one there and i almost died


memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget


iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life


sadhacker:

"you are too young to have an opinion" more like "im upset that children know more than me because i am a bigot"


danyuuul:

*DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute 


toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume


stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school


bodyposishopping:

Zombie Stomper Super Platform
$70.00
US 5-11

bodyposishopping:

Zombie Stomper Super Platform

$70.00

US 5-11